Kill Myself

An alternate way of saying "I don't like this situation!"

The same as Kill Me, which is usually never taken in a literal sense and only used to express the frustration of a current situation.

Teacher: You got a ten!
Student: Out of ten?
Teacher: Out of two-hundred!
Student: Kill myself!

by Tippytom May 26, 2007

mystery-method

A kick-ass comprehensive system for picking up girls, which you can learn at a website of the same name.

Mystery doesn't make confident men; he makes competent men.

'That damn mystery-method guy ran away with my girlfriend AND my sister !'

by Jeopardy June 21, 2006

Mystique

Mystique is usually a females name. Its a uncommon name. Mystique's characteristic is very charming and mysterious. They are perfect in every way. Beautiful, smart, funny, and artistic. They might have life problems but dont let their problems get to them. They are wonderful friends, fun to hang out with. They are protective of family and very tough not at all girly-girls.So if you meet a Mystique keep her close dont let her go she will treat you right.

Boy #1: You see that girl mystique she looks nice.
Boy#2: Yes I do she is nice and VERY pretty but tough dont test her.
Boy #1: Ok I'm going to ask her to our game this weekend.
Boy #2: Good idea.

by Renyea Jalayha June 3, 2017

mystalker

A person who stalks another via the networking website, Myspace. Usually by reading their comments and looking at their pictures without leaving a comment.

Oh, he is such a mystalker. He mystalked everyone he briefly met at the party.

by ridiculousteph May 24, 2008

gayed myself

This describes the joyous feeling you get when something very stereotypically gay or camp occurs.

Oh my god, the set-list to this cabaret has a Streisand impersonator and a male stripper dancing to I Am What I Am! I think I just gayed myself!

by Tuppence A. Bag December 3, 2010

Myspace

A stupid, addicting website created my someone who is unknown. It is a place to compete with your own friends on who can get the most comments and friends. There are many emo boys that are mean; and think they are hott shit. People BEG AND PLEAD for comments on their pictures. Its really pathetic website; NEVER JOIN. I REGRET IT.

"mGZ LIKE GO COMmENT MY NEW PICTURES LOLZORZ."

"OMGZ IM TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH THAT CUTE EMO BOY ON MySPACE FROM TEXAS!"

"OMGZ I CANNOT WAIT TO GET HOME AND CHECK MY MYSPACE MESSAGES."

"PLEASE LEAVE ME A COMMENT ON MYSPACE GODZ LOLZORZ."

by NIGPLEASE June 8, 2005

Myspace Deceiving Default

A trick people use on Myspace where thier default makes them look totally hot and when you lurk the rest of their pictures, turns out they're ugly as fuck.

Jessica: "Wow, look at this guy's default! He looks so fine!"
*checks out the rest of his pictures*
Ashley: "Oh wait...never mind...he just got lucky with that default. He's actually fugly as hell!"
Jessica: "Can't believe we fell for the old myspace deceiving default trick AGAIN!"

by Alina! March 14, 2009