mickey mouse player

Somebody that is absolutely terrible at league of legends.

Pak: The teams are fucking unbalanced.
Will: Wait why?
Pak: We have 3 mickey mouse players and they only have 1

by Affrodisiac June 6, 2022

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The Mickey Mouse Munthouse

The Mickey Mouse Munthouse, also known as the MMM, is a spinoff of the sacred tradition of munting. A group of people will instead bring the dead corpses into their house for a group munting session. The munters recreate the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse intro song as they are going down on said corpses, bonus points if any individuals dress up, or do character voice impressions while munting. The odor will get unbearable very fast due to the combatting scents of rotting flesh and bodily fluids, so this requires hefty amounts of air freshener. The corpses may be bathed in gamer girl bath water if no air freshener is available. The number of people munting may vary as long as there are two individuals munting one corpse, so there is never a limit to the munting you can do.

For my graduation party, I’m inviting my friends to our local cemetery to try out the Mickey Mouse Munthouse.

by The Muntologist May 4, 2025

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Dairy Mouse

A dairy mouse is an individual who consumes an exorbitant amount of dairy products. Including but not limited to copious amounts of cheese, yoghurt and milk.

Well, it looks like we’re going to have to make another trip to the shop. It is apparent that a dairy mouse has been through our pantry, oh boy.

by Yeastmaker2000 July 29, 2024

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