morton special

The act of anally inserting a toothbrush before turning it on to replicate a vibrating sex toy. Can be implemented during sex for maximum pleasure, or masturbation on limited resources

"So we're in the bathroom, fucking over the sink and I gave her the ol Morton special and she was loving it"

by Steviebillwilliams January 8, 2018

Mortaling

To act in a way that is problematic to the greater good deity. Innadvertedly acting erroneous to omnibenevolence.

Compared to God humans be mortaling their own freewill upon nature.

by Hellsprung December 6, 2017

mortell

Mortell is the name giving to someone who is sporty and beautiful and has a caring heart they love everyone and is also smart Mortell is a second name given to people who are unique

Mortell’s are sporty

by Hindjbut December 13, 2017

Mortan

who the hell made that defenition

Mortan Mortan

by ekdfk January 24, 2018

mortuus

latin for dead

dominus est mortuus

by LatinNerd May 6, 2018

Mortling

A guy that kills someone but decides to rape the corpse.

"Who was the killer"
"I know him but he wasn't the killer. He was the mortling."

by byFrax March 7, 2018

Mortelities

1. People who are fans of Spanish actor Alvaro Morte
2. A reference given to people who admire the beautiful features of actor Alvaro Morte, e.g. his bedroom eyes, his cheekbones, his dimples, sexy toussled hair and beard.

Mortelity (singular) : Any woman who has a deep fasination with the wonderful, beautiful, talented Spanish stage and on-screen actor Alvaro Morte

Do you know what these ladies are called? Mortelities!

by alvaromorto March 19, 2018