maroon

The horrible colour thats forms as a result of mixing shit and blood when wiping your ass. It results in a catch 22 situation where you are forced to decide whether to carry on wiping or leave it be.

The recommended solution is to continue with a wet wipe using a dabbing technique. If available, apply savlon after.

Anon 1: Why you walking like that?
Anon 2: Just took a shit.
Anon 1: So why you walking like that?
Anon 2: I saw maroon and was forced to carry wiping.
Anon 1: Shit man, are you OK?

by OndaLash July 19, 2011

Mormon Missionary

Having sex with a backpack on and multiple female partners

when I went to Utah, some girl ask me if i wanted to go Mormon Missionary.

by makari August 14, 2008

oxy moron

compassionate conservative

Goerge "Warmonger" Bush

by michael hardin December 15, 2003

mormon

People who go to The Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints on Sunday's. Also a religion that no one understands, well unless they're a mormon, then they might.

Person A - What's this religion, Mormon or whatever it's called.
Person B - I really have no idea, I don't think anybody does

by An Irregular Person August 2, 2006

mormon steamer

When a Mormon gets mad at a non-Mormon and craps in a bag and leaves it for the latter as a gift.

After being ridiculed for his religious beliefs being fake, John decided to leave his coworker a nice, hot mormon steamer after a delicious lunch at Taco Bell.

by joseph q smith December 16, 2011

mormon

Founders of Salt Lake City, pioneers, The kindest people ever, Founders of BYU, The College of relationships.

I went to watch the Mormon Tabernacle Choir preform yesterday

by Junemoon2024 November 30, 2017

Mormons

People who can’t do this list of things:

1. Drink coffee
2. Drink Alcohol
3. Drink Tea
4. Do drugs
5. Masturbate
6. Sex Outside of Marriage
7. Watch Porn
8. Say Curse Words

Dylan: Wanna Smoke?
Jacob: Can’t the Mormon law states no drugs
Dylan: Fucking Mormons!!!

by ILikeCake32 January 13, 2019