Monkey Toes

Toes on some peoples feet that are extremely long and narrow, sometimes with large bulky knuckles. Much like that of monkeys, who can actually use their feet like hands to pick things up.

Check out my boyfriends monkey toes. He can spell his name with his feet.

by freegroove May 10, 2009

monkey fucking a football

A helluva lot of action with very little or no result

Applying for fall classes, I had to register with the burser, the advisor, check my prereq.s, and then stand in line, and then I found the class I wanted was closed out. "Man scheduling for classes this morning was like a monkey fucking a football"

by Gbbrd October 1, 2006

pink monkey

a white person with pink undertone skin that gets sunburned easily and looks like the red ass of a monkey

stop dicking around in the trailer park, you pink monkey

by Pink Pig Skinned Honky March 21, 2010

Monkey Truth

The kind of truth that comes out after one take's his/her mask off.

It took hours of discussions for the monkey truth to come out. Perhaps the wine allowed the mask to come off to understand her true feelings about her destiny.

by djk_wff March 29, 2009

Monkey Crusher

Meth pipe used to smoke crystal methamphetamine or meth

Don't forget to pickup a Monkey Crusher at the BP gas station.

by 8250 February 11, 2010

Monkey in space

Combining the BuzzLightYear and Monkey Face gives you the monkey in space. Shave your pubic region and fill a fish bowl with the hair. At the top of a flight of stairs, while fornicating your lover doggy style, when your just about to cum, take it out of her, and smack her in the head. When she gets pissed and turns around, cum on her face, shove the fishbowl over her head and shove her down the stairs while waving a laser pointer around and screaming "TO INFINITE AND BEYOND!!"

The girl will be massively confused, trying to stop falling, and trying to clean her now hairy face, but the fishbowl will keep her from getting at it. While falling she'll resemble a monkey in space!

She flew through the air like a monkey in space!

by Nikki Noo Noo December 13, 2010

Monkey Wrench with a twist

Where a girl pulls your junk between your legs and blows you from behind then sneezes.

Man i got a monkey wrench with a twist from her!

by icemann79 July 3, 2011