Minging

a post jelq technique to limit one's desire to edge and or goon. The action involves inserting your recently jelqed penis into your own asshole. A Christmas ornament or bell must then be attached to the shaft of your penis to help deter from gooning/edging.

"Dude I just can't stop gooning. It's ruining relationships in my life."

"I've got a bell in my drawer over here, maybe minging could help you out?"

by Sawseh March 6, 2024

Ming ming

A person who always snitch

Steve you are a such a ming ming why did you snitch on the teacher that i vape in class

by boogabooga69 January 20, 2021

Minge

Pronounced: MiN-jE
A noun similar to the word retard and cunt. Tracing it's origins to the ancient Swedish god, Mingermon.

Guy: James, what's your name
James: You F*ckin minge

by JenningsPissey November 29, 2017

Minge

A term on roleplay servers for players who have no intent to roleplay and are trolling

"Oh my lord he is such a Minge"

by Meme Logic March 2, 2021

Ming Ming

he is a cat that has bigger balls than dog's named Jax

Marian: woah ming ming has bigger balls than jax!

by portia's warshing machine December 16, 2020

Minge Dentist

A specialist 'ginacologist who mainly treats disorders of the vagina dentata.

Saffy, sweetie, can I give you the number of my minge dentist?

by Scapegrace January 25, 2019

Wang Wei Ming

小王
Wwm 🐐🐐

可憐的孩子，今天沒有課

Wang Wei Ming!!1!1!1!1

by M Chan November 20, 2023