Maury Math

When a ghetto hoe only has 4 kids but goes on the Maury Povich show with 12 potential baby daddies.

Nydia took me and my whole crew on Maury to find out who the father of DaShawn was. I guess that hoe done some Maury Math and she fucked all of us.

by TigerSkeet April 14, 2017

Pancake Math

Noun
A mathematical subject far more complex than any other.

Ex.1 “You know that you’re good at math when you can do the pancake roof shingle formula”
“ I heard that if you can do it, they just let you into Harvard”

Ex. 2 “Calc? Smh, I’m in that pancake math shit.”
“Dude, he’s smart.”

by DownInAfrica August 27, 2020

MAGA Math

Also known as “Fake Math.” Any math courses or programs promoted by some unscrupulous individuals or shady institutions that promise to deliver pie-in-the-sky results to lure the gullibles or suckers, who are excited by form rather than substance.

Although tens of thousands of blue-collar workers and suburban evangelicals have been taken advantage of by MAGA math providers and politicians, millions of white parents and patriots in red states have been bought into the lie that their children are being indoctrinated by “woke math” publishers and multicultural math educators.

by Fasters September 20, 2022

think through math

A retarded site "teaching" math but it does the opposite.

that's it.

period.

i learned so much from think through math, 1+1=bullshit

by A normal memer April 20, 2018

do the math

Loosely means "It's pretty obvious"

You can have a 20" TV for $150, or a 30" for $170. You do the math.

by Judohobo April 7, 2005

JDM Math

The act of adding up individual horsepower gains from bolting on crappy JDM parts to your Honda

Hey dude, my Honda Civic is really fast now. I got an additional 6 horsepower, 3 from that JDM intake tube and 3 more from the JDM air filter.

Man, nice JDM math, but you car still sucks.

by DB from MO August 21, 2008

l.a. math test

A piece of Internet humor involving mathematical word problems set in an urban context, involving murder, drugs, and prostitution. Real teachers have gotten in trouble for giving this test to students, which they probably deserved due to their stupidity.

Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. If there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls has Hector knocked up?

by Ed April 2, 2005