cat mario

a japanese rage-inducing parody of the og super mario game that is stuffed with unique tricks and kaizo traps using the advantage of the og game's mechanics (along with super mario world's mechanics). for example (AND SPOILER ALERT FOR WHOEVER WHO HASN'T PLAYED THE GAME): the 3rd question block you come across gives you an enemy and the 1up question block is just multiple poisonous mushrooms.
it's also known as syobon action and mario from hell.

cat mario. that's it.

by dagr8estgamer/rick animation October 20, 2022

mario kart

A game where gi is the worst at.

person 1: oh my god im so bad at mario kart
person 2: ok gi

by bawlstothewall April 28, 2022

Mario Kart'd

Getting absolutely pwnd in a Video Game.

I'm getting absolutely Mario Kart'd by this guy named stinkypoo in Mario Kart.

by NomNixx February 11, 2022

Mario perri

an italian name, mostly knowed as "the Zagarolo bitch" he lives in Zagarolo and his name is used to define a guy Who has The 104 law

in the INPS
1: i have to claim my 104
2: oh so you are Mario Perri

by gigginopastore008 November 21, 2021

Mario

You think he will be italian but then you meet him and he's a short egyptian with a hefty beard.

"woah who's that"
"Mario"

by peepepepepepee October 9, 2022

marios

Marios is a really nice person and a really kind one. His triaxonic dick is so big that he can jump rope with it

Every time he goes outside every girl goes to him and begs to see his cock

Also in famous brands his has his own form on trousers because his dick can fit in

And last of all he can fuck up to 4 women at the same time and make them bleed in pain.

marios ex. yesterday he went to her friend for movie&pizza and he end up having sex with her and her mom
ex.

by multidickman November 20, 2021

mario

a fucking idiot, but he also has a small dick. Mario will never pull a girl in his life. Mario will forever be alone

"OMG Mario is such a loser, you don't want to be a Mario."

by lopez_mario_4 June 13, 2024