Mario

Mario is the name of the best guy in the world. He's sweet, kind, and very funny. When you first meet him you'know exactly that you met a "Mario" because they are just that fun.

If you ever encounter a Mario, make them yours ASAP. They are for real husband material and there aren't many of them left. They'll take care of you as if you're their princess but they can also be very horny and demanding. Don't hurt a Mario because they've gone through enough. Please them and let them know you love them. Mario's are also always there for you if you feel down and will always try to help you in every way possible. Mario's are the type of people who make your days better and they are truly amazing people.

Yo, have you heared Mario's voice? It's so hot!

Be "Princess Peach" for a "Mario"

by reoakayourwifey February 23, 2022

Dr. Mario

The fucker in smash that relies on pills and tornado to snag free wins

Dr. Mario mains have an orgasm when they land a down B.

by 2MyTailfin May 21, 2020

Mario Kart

Rage game that is very fun. Also used as a term for a person that just got completely destroyed at a game.

mario kart is fun

by Starryboi December 9, 2023

Mario Judah

The person that cant be found

Person 1: Where the fuck is Mario Judah?

by Stringcheese223 May 30, 2023

Pulling a Mario

Doing a bump of cocaine, in the bathroom of a strip club, while taking a no-hands piss.

I was in New Orleans, pulling a Mario

by CFMiranda August 6, 2014

Mario Castelish

When something resembles a Castle from the video game "Super Mario Brothers"

Nanda says "That new shopping center looks very Mario Castelish."

by Jimmy fakelastname February 27, 2009

SUPER MARIO 64

High levels of something

First time: ok
Second time: lil sus
Third time: SUPER MARIO 64 SUS!!

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 February 25, 2021