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hurtin loser 

a hurtin loser is a big fag, these people often stick fingers in their asses, sometime they even go for the whole fist.
sometimes these people call for other hurtin losers so they can feel better
EX. Hurtin losers called and they want you.

This can apply to anyting. Another example is

Hurtin hockeygames called and they want this on or every hockey game in creston is hurtin so it doesnt matter
hurtin loser by bob vila January 23, 2005

bloggest loser 

1. To consistantly write a blog that prople neither reads nor cares about.
2. To write a blog documenting your weight loss experience. (see above definition)
3. A person who thinks they are or will be cool or famous for being a blogger.
Dude, do you really think people read that stuff?" "Is your pen-name "bloggest loser"?"
bloggest loser by 420San November 23, 2010

Live Loser 

An 8-16yo who are a pain in the ass all over the internet, especially Xbox live, where they continue to think they rule everything, everywhere. Also known as Trollers, these idiots continue on their tyrannous so called "Reign of the Internet" posting on such sites as Very Demotivational and Fail Blog. We should wipe these pathetic beings from our planet and make the world a better place.
Live Loser: "OMG the other day i was playing halo reach when all of a sudden my mum came in and told me to get a life"

Normal Person: Dude, you are such a Live Loser
Live Loser by Toil3tBomba395 August 7, 2011

miscreant loser 

One who displays actions of a loser and impresses an everlasting miscreant embodiment. The epitome of a loser.
That guy dresses like a bum, drives like a nut, and is an asshole, making him a miscreant loser.
miscreant loser by johnyh October 12, 2015

crinkly loser 

A person who is so salty that they stoop to incredibly low levels to insult you
You're a crinkly loser! You're the reason my phone is getting taken away!!! ((Even though it's their own damn fault))
crinkly loser by Xmoistmemex September 5, 2016

Actual loser 

John babino
Hey it's an actual loser
Actual loser by Ewitssabrina January 25, 2017

Saucy Loser

A person, place, or thing possessing all the qualities of a loser.
Becky went to bed really early she's such a saucy loser.
Saucy Loser by tragedies February 9, 2017