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Kentucky Lizard Twister

1) It's a fun Friday night.

2) A non-real threat used to scare middle schoolers.
Don't make me give you a Kentucky Lizard Twister!
by Capn'Quad January 6, 2018
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Kentucky paint job

A Kentucky paint job is when a woman is on her period sits on your face and grinds untill your face is completely painted red with her blood. Like the red barns in the rolling hills of Kentucky
Hey baby I want you to give me a good old fashion Kentucky paint job
by Brian E Tarrants Jr August 16, 2022
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Kentucky Fuck Pucket

The excretion of all human fluids (except blood) and Siracusa into a bucket. It has to be stirred by a horses tail or hair and either poured onto an individual or used as lubricant.
Kyle lost a bet and had to do a Kentucky Fuck Pucket
by Big Kaylon June 6, 2022
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Kentucky Brown Snake

The long, hard, typically painful and toilet winding rope of uncomfortable shit that feels like you just pooped out every jagged edge and square mile of the State of Kentucky.
Five days and four laxatives later, I pinched out the worst Kentucky Brown Snake in the entire history of recorded history!
by GoBiteMyBalls June 4, 2018
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Kentucky Slider with Cheese

A Kentucky Slider with cheese is similar to the Kentucky Slider, in which you drag your balls across a girls face slowly from tip of chin to top of forehead in one long slow paced motion, except a “with cheese” at the end of the name suggests that the balls being dragged across her face are in fact sweaty and greasy or a combination of both. In short, a “with cheese” option of the Kentucky slider can only be achieved if the testicles have that perfect ballsack smell
I gave her a Kentucky slider, but alas I have been playing tennis all day, I guess it’s gonna be a Kentucky Slider with cheese!
by Futt Bucker May 13, 2020
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Kentucky drive through

When you’re taking a shit and don’t want it to smell so you immediately flush before it hits the water
I knew I would have horrible smelling diarrhea and I didn’t want the smell to leak from under the door so I did a Kentucky drive through as soon as I started to push
by your lovely mom April 2, 2020
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kentucky trust fund

"There's a lot of bourbon in here, it's a real Kentucky trust fund.
by Mandalore Hero March 10, 2017
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