Jersey

Alternative word for toilet.

Be sure to flush the Jersey after you take a shit!

by guido#22 June 27, 2009

Jersey Meathook

It's simpler than the previous definitions make it out to be.
You take a finger, i don't care which one, stick it in the girl's asshole, curl it like a hook, and just start pulling.
There's no need to get bogged down in the semantics of the where and why's of the pulling. just so long as there's a hooking of the finger and vigorous pulling

Antonyms:
kindness
love
respect

She really enjoyed the forced puckering of her anus on account of the Jersey Meathook

by Spoon29 January 14, 2009

jerseylicious

a show where Olivia and Tracy hate each other and fight all the time.
contains a lot of zebra and cheetah prints and lots of dumb people who are really stupid.

Briella and Olivia are having one of their dumb moments on jerseylicious and that's why its my favorite show.

by supercutekid November 19, 2011

new jersey

the scum of America

He is from new jersey so he makes everyone else look bad

by guyjohn March 26, 2009

Jersey meatstick

Tan, spiked hair, muscley fist-pumping meathead from NJ. Aka guido.

Jimmy moved to Cali and tried to assume a normal lifestyle, but no one was fooled by this Jersey meatstick.

by Yum-yum hole November 27, 2010

Jersey Stoplight

Anything thats not actually a stop light that can stop your car. For example another car, a wall, a person etc.

Colin: Yo man i was almost a Jersey Stoplight.

Christian: Good god man you need to watch out when you cross the road.

by Gandalf the Giant March 1, 2011

Jersey Lifter

A homosexual

My God! Neil Anderson is such a jersey lifter!!

by shirtman1 August 5, 2011