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Jacob

Gigantic heart and gargantuan cock. He'll rock your world in more ways than one. Hottest person on the planet also very tall and sexy and gorgeous did i mention hes sexy and tall and hot and gorgeous i love jacob. he is so cool i wish i could be like him.
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by vanillaflute September 27, 2021
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Jacobbatboy more like mother fucking 3 eyed triple chin pussy
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A violent mad man who only fears god but also has a nice side when you get to know him
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jacob wont try to be your freind when he first meets you. he will watch from a distance. if you bully him he wont care. he doesnt ask girls out that often and likes dudes as well. he doesnt have sex often. he watches porn almost every day.hes also a pot head. he falls in love with people way too fast.
person 1: damn jacob is such a cool dude

person 2: nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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At first Jacob appears as a sweet funny guy that is easy to befreind and pleasant. Until he starts turning kinda awful. He will then act like a bratty toddler throwing his toys out of his crib.
Person 1: Hey how's Jacob

Person 2: Uhhh.....

Jacob: WAAA I WANT ICE CREEEAAAMMM
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Jacob is an amazing person and everybody loves him. All the girls like him but are scared to talk to him in fear of him turning her down.
Girl 1: Oh look its jacob!
Girl 2: go talk to him!
Girl 1: NO, he might turn me down and look at how hot he is! I could never be with him.
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