blame it on the wind

a phrase you say if you've done something wrong

Jayden: Aw, I forgot to do my homework. Ben: Just do what I do, blame it on the wind.

by heylia17 March 29, 2015

Sail close to the wind

verge on indecency, dishonesty, or disaster

Here's a sentence using "sail close to the wind":

The politician's campaign ads sailed close to the wind with their negative attacks on the opponent.

by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024

Wind Missile

When a woman queefs out her tampon.

Plain and simple. Look at that wind missile fly!!!

by Loberson December 2, 2023

Wind Shits

The inability to stop breaking wind.

Diarrhea of farts.

After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.

by Trapped In Time May 14, 2018

kawasaki wind chimes

Breasts so large that just watching them dangle will put you into a zen like trance.

Oh momma those are some Kawasaki wind chimes if I’ve ever seen em.

by thepulloutking June 2, 2022

Dragon Wind

Dragon Wind is when you fart under a blanket and instead of a dutch oven you kick the bottom up so it creates wind that blows your fart up to you and your partners face.

Tom: Beckey is mad at me because last night in bed I farted and kicked the blankets up to give her Dragon Wind. It was rank.

by EvryWmnzFntsy May 6, 2020

Keep the wind off

To have a snack.
To eat something so you aren’t hungry but also aren’t full.

Sid: “I had lunch 2 hours ago and dinner won’t be ready for a while yet but I’m hungry.”

Marc: “Just have something small to keep the wind off then.”

by Berrybop May 2, 2025