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hoe-zer

Someone who is in the act of being a hoe,poser,and a loser.
Bill"look at her tring to be all cool."
Me:"yeah what a hoe-zer."
by brittaney k-fed January 22, 2009
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hoe-snapping

Sending the same snap to a mass amount of people instead of snapping each person individually. Usually done by attractive girls with lots of contacts in an attempt to keep streaks alive
Guy1: "Oh wow Bella just snapped me, she's so hot how lucky am I?"

Guy2: "Funny she just sent me a snap too."

Guy1: "Oh, she's hoe-snapping right now."
by bigcatphee November 18, 2016
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Hoe Topic

Where people go to shop for pornographic products including erotic magazines, fleshlights, dildos, vibrators, etc.
Ben: There’s this store called Hoe Topic where you can buy all the sexual products you need.
Gregory: I’d read magazines.
Ben: Works too.
by gregben February 22, 2022
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shag hoe

“ugh devon really is being a shag hoe today”
by samdog618 January 21, 2020
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travel hoe

similar to an art hoe, that hippyish and chill and loves adventures and travelling and shit and is also a hoe
that girl just got back from her fourth trip to europe with another new boyfriend, she's a total travel hoe
by pepeluvr420 June 28, 2015
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Glory Hoe

1. The designated bar hoe.

?? - "Did you hear about Tommy?"

?? - "No."

?? - "He went home with the glory hoe last nite."

2. A whore that commits sexual acts for the greater good of America.

"If Dennis Rodman had sex with Kim Jong-Un to avoid World War Three, he would be a total Glory Hoe."

3. George Washington's gardening hoe.

"Tom, if you eat vegetables tilled by George Washington's Glory Hoe you will live for eternity."
lol examples nigga Glory Hoe

Created by: Sean Mason Daniel Hillman Jason Schlack
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sea hoe

A sea hoe is a mermaid that has sex with every fish she sees
by jades mum July 6, 2015
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