Cock block

Some one ain't gonna get the d

Liz Hemmings is the biggest cock block known to man.

by my.michael.clifford August 28, 2014

Cinder blocking

When a fat man slams his stomach on the top of a male or femals head while recieving a blow job.

Hey jed, dont't you know that bears love it when your cinder blocking them!

Shit! Im sorry Jenn! I didn't mean to tell everyone about me cinder blocking you into a coma.

by Brutal mf July 9, 2011

Wok-block

1) The act of refusing to order Chinese food, and instead making it yourself.

2) The act of eating the leftover oriental takeout of a coworker, roommate or family member.

* This also applies to people sitting next to you at Benihana

"Dude, i was at Benihana, for my girlfriends birthday, and the guy sitting next to me started eating my shrimp!"

"Wok-blocked"

by Impossible Firehose May 19, 2010

Cock blocked

When another nigga is tryna steal yo girl

Cock blocked means getting blocked by another dude from a girl
Guy 1: "Peter Reisdorf is such an expert cock blocker."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a douche."

by Ya boy John Appleseed March 8, 2015

Uno Block

IT Blocks Uno Reverse And No U

You: Fuck You
Other Person: Uno Reverse
You: UNO BLOCK

by YellowCrewmate June 23, 2021

Exegeter's Block

Very similar to Writer's Block or to Reader's Block except it is when you can't seem to get around to Exegeting certain passages of scripture because it's been assigned as a rediculously long homework assignment.

teacher:"Have you even started your homework yet? Or are you procrastinating?"

me: "I'm not procrastinating; I just have this massive exegeter's block!"

by smelly mely May 17, 2009

butt block

A square turd. A rectangular prism of a hearty black turd. It consists of a very rough texture. It is usually painful and sometines stringy. It pops out slow and hurts for a while afterwords.

You may also be considered a butt block if you are an asshole with a square jaw, face, or if you have a square-like personality.

"After I squeezed out that massive butt block, I had to show my mom so she could take me to the doctor." "I obtained some but damage." "My dog, jerry, left a quality butt block on my nieghbors lawn."

by Madman464 March 5, 2011