Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.

"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

Rob minute

Cumming in 10 seconds or less

Hey how long did it take you to park the car? About a rob minute.

by x addict3d x January 20, 2016

Vin-minute

a dictation of time-can last anywhere between 60 seconds and 7 to 12 business days

"yeah I'll join you in a Vin-minute" {next day}-"where'd you guys go"

by that one guy in the room December 3, 2022

ass minutes

A good loving to ur ass. Dick in bum. Means yum yum

Ill give you some good ass minutes

by Fickie April 21, 2018

minutes of last meeting

Bog skid marks

Ere who just left the minutes of last meeting in the shitter

by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021

Koda minutes

When you say a predetermined time but that just means you need at least 10 extra minutes can go up to 45minutes

Me: I thought you said we run it down in 20 it’s been 30.

Koda:I meant koda minutes

by vaikre November 8, 2022

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