When your extremely horny that u put on porn and dry hump a pillow/Blanket then after cumming you fall asleep
by MyPPHurtsAlittle September 15, 2021
 Get the Hump-A-Dumpmug.
Get the Hump-A-Dumpmug. by SomeRandomMonthGuy October 24, 2019
 Get the National Hump Monthmug.
Get the National Hump Monthmug. The act of a female being humped in the throat region of the body, usually while the male is upside-down.
"Hey man, did you see that female throat humping on the dance-floor last night?"
"Nah man! I didn't see it, I was doing it!"
"Nah man! I didn't see it, I was doing it!"
by inappropriatesparkles September 19, 2014
 Get the Female Throat Humpingmug.
Get the Female Throat Humpingmug. by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020
 Get the Candle Humpingmug.
Get the Candle Humpingmug. *Emotional Dry Humping (noun, informal):*
1. A metaphorical expression describing a state of intense emotional connection or interaction between individuals that stops short of deeper commitment, vulnerability, or full resolution.
2. Engaging in emotionally charged exchanges, such as flirtation or oversharing, without progressing to a meaningful or defined relationship.
1. A metaphorical expression describing a state of intense emotional connection or interaction between individuals that stops short of deeper commitment, vulnerability, or full resolution.
2. Engaging in emotionally charged exchanges, such as flirtation or oversharing, without progressing to a meaningful or defined relationship.
"They spent hours texting about their dreams and fears, but it never went beyond emotional dry humping."
by geniussextherapist November 22, 2024
 Get the Emotional Dry Humpingmug.
Get the Emotional Dry Humpingmug. An archaic term for coming together to get things done quickly. Hustling. Not to be confused with "gather and hump".
The attendance and interest at both our luncheons and evening meetings is increasing. Believe me there will be some "hump and gather."
by waffleguy4 November 13, 2021
 Get the hump and gathermug.
Get the hump and gathermug. Putting effort into something that’s clearly going nowhere — usually with enthusiasm, stubbornness, or misplaced hope. The modern, funnier cousin of “beating a dead horse.”
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.
“Bro, she left you on read since April — stop humping possums 💀.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”
by Ten🔥Moto October 17, 2025
 Get the Humping Possumsmug.
Get the Humping Possumsmug.