California horses

A horse in which a person would like to be naked with in private.

Kevin likes california horses.

by VeniVincere August 17, 2010

Bread Horse

A bread horse is a is rare species where a horse has a slice of bread around its head.

Han-ah: omg did you hear? emoly hymen just called Cecilia a bread horse
Catherine: I mean... did she lie?
Angela: no

by Albino rhinoo October 25, 2019

Suck horse

A woman who was breed to suck off dudes.

Dude: bro did your grandma get married? Wtf she’s 78 why won’t she stop
Dude 2: yeah bro she’s a suck horse. She’s born to suck dudes

by Bro mcdudeson June 18, 2018

Horse breath

1.Weed/bud that will leave yo breath smelling stank (as you’d imagine a horses breath to smell)
Reference:”cat piss”
2.the odor of dank bud in your mouth

“Heavy smoke, horse breath”
-kodak-Blackhole
“I can’t smoke witchu guys in the mornings that bud leaves me with horse breath”

by Sir-smokesalot November 21, 2021

horse's stink

The incessant smell that comes from someone acting like a horse's arse

Anthony was being a cunt as usual, but it wasn't his cuntish behaviour that annoyed me but the leaking cabbage gas, the horse's stink that made me dry reach

by Mr B Poet May 16, 2017

Horse Digger

A girl who will date a guy purely because of the horse on the hood of his car. A horse digger is dating the guy for his money and wealth rather than his personality. These type of girls should not be trusted. Cars that horse diggers are attracted to include but are not limited to: Porsche, Ferrari, and Mustang.

John: Did you just see that horse digger get into that guys Porsche off the street?
Tom: Yea man, he probably got into her panties purely because of the horse on his hood.

by WhosFading July 8, 2016

Horse Semen

Porridge flavoured gunk

"I'm going to fuck a horse for breakfast"
"There's nothing i like more in the morning than a bowl full of horse semen"

Guy 1: Yo what you having for breakfast?
Guy 2: I'm having Porridge
Guy 1: Ayo me too
Guy 2: But that's Horse Semen
Guy 1: I know, can't taste the difference
Guy 2: *Transforms into Horse*
Guy 1: That's kinda gay bro
Guy 2: Johnathan we're married
Guy 1: I want a divorce

by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 28, 2022