A female who is not really attractive (5 or below on the scale) who you swiped right on on Tinder, because you were really horny and you lowered you standards because you just wanted someone to put your penis in their mouth. Usually you match with her some hours later when you're no longer horny and proceed to un-match with her before any of your buds can give you shit.
"Hey look, I got a match on Tinder *proceeds to check match's profile* Damn she's ugly, must've been a Horny Swipe"
Jake: *Notices Kyle looking at Tinder* Whoa there Kyle, I didn't know you were a chubby chaser
Kyle: Nah man, she was a Horny Swipe. Let me delete her real quick
Jake: *Notices Kyle looking at Tinder* Whoa there Kyle, I didn't know you were a chubby chaser
Kyle: Nah man, she was a Horny Swipe. Let me delete her real quick
by barge_lalls69 September 14, 2021
Get the Horny Swipemug. A person that cannot contain their horniness, in the same way how monkeys are savage and uncivilized.
Arutharan: I just wanna grab her big mommy milkers, they're so... they're so voluptuous and juicy!
Abi: behave you horny monkey
Abi: behave you horny monkey
by BurnerMan1234 January 21, 2021
Get the horny monkeymug. by T-Dog and P-Daddy March 4, 2011
Get the Horny Wastedmug. Is what you will be after you've read this.
Olivia was at the mall when she saw Tyler, her boyfriend. He was looking very hot witch made Olivia horny...she decided to go and sneak up behind him and say: "Tyler, I'm hella horny." This was all she needed too say for him too start too get hard. "Let's go then" he said grabbing her hand and walking out of the mall with her. As they drove to her house, she gave him an excellent hand job. When they got there, they ran into the house and started to strip. "Wait, before we go in my room, there's something I wanna tell you," she said looking concerned. "What is it?" Tyler said sounding worried "the thing is, well...I GOT A POLE OFF AMAZON!" she said throwing the door open to revel a 12ft pole in the middle of the room. Tyler's face lit up with the thought of his girlfriend naked on a pole just for him. "Come on...I'm going to the pole nowww" she said as she removeed her bra and thong, Tyler, who was now on his way to her bed remembered not to take his eyes off her for one second. Olivia was on her brand new pole dancing with a lot of ass and tit jiggles went up, down, and all around the pole then made her way to Tyler who's dick was already hard and erect. "What's this?"
Olivia was at the mall when she saw Tyler, her boyfriend. He was looking very hot witch made Olivia horny...she decided to go and sneak up behind him and say: "Tyler, I'm hella horny." This was all she needed too say for him too start too get hard. "Let's go then" he said grabbing her hand and walking out of the mall with her. As they drove to her house, she gave him an excellent hand job. When they got there, they ran into the house and started to strip. "Wait, before we go in my room, there's something I wanna tell you," she said looking concerned. "What is it?" Tyler said sounding worried "the thing is, well...I GOT A POLE OFF AMAZON!" she said throwing the door open to revel a 12ft pole in the middle of the room. Tyler's face lit up with the thought of his girlfriend naked on a pole just for him. "Come on...I'm going to the pole nowww" she said as she removeed her bra and thong, Tyler, who was now on his way to her bed remembered not to take his eyes off her for one second. Olivia was on her brand new pole dancing with a lot of ass and tit jiggles went up, down, and all around the pole then made her way to Tyler who's dick was already hard and erect. "What's this?"
Come back for part 2
Person 1" Hey, check out that girl over there. I bet she's got a high body count"
Person 2"The fu- your horny"
Person 1"Yup!"
Person 2 "horny fuck"
Person 1" Hey, check out that girl over there. I bet she's got a high body count"
Person 2"The fu- your horny"
Person 1"Yup!"
Person 2 "horny fuck"
by I'm horny all the time July 15, 2022
Get the Horny fuckmug. Horny Fish is a group (club) of people that can go over and lick something without any trouble. also if they sit in a chair they might just touch there leg and think that it is someone else touching it.
by The Pro Horny Fish April 24, 2005
Get the Horny Fishmug. the act of finding a large lesbian, taking her home, and proceeding to have sex with her. you then defacate into her mouth, WITH PERMISSION as she strains the grease from her hair. take the grease and stick it into your erect penis and as you ejaculate, yell HORNY CUMBUBBLE! with the voice of a nascar commentator.
by bob the ball holder June 8, 2011
Get the horny cumbubblemug. A driver that honks at an attractive person to indicate their appreciation to them. It is often seen as rude and obnoxious.
by nunChaKu June 5, 2007
Get the Horny drivermug.