(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”
Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.
Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.
Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.
by sethsdog1102 May 5, 2022

“Hi I’m Constantinos and I like holding sausage”
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”
by Dr Chef June 26, 2020

“Hi I’m Constantinos and I like holding sausage”
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”
by Dr Chef June 26, 2020

by CommanderChase July 8, 2019

by hdhfjdijdd May 12, 2022

Nah...
Hym "I think you're holding happiness hostage. 'You don't deserve to be happy unless you adopt one of the acceptable axiomatic frameworks of perception and if your refuse to do it I'm justified in cannibalizing you.' Is what you're really saying. No. Not doing it AND I'm not going to let you punish me for not doing it. I'll punish you for trying to punish me. You'll look like an complete idiot. I'll do the thing I was going to do anyway. Everybody wins."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

by anonymous October 7, 2020
