HEY!

The noise a kids toy makes in stupid adverts to suggest "EXCLAMATION OF EXCITEMENT AND POSSIBLY DISTRESS."

autistic narrator: "Start the new rescue helicopter"
retarded overweight man voicing a lego person "HEY!"

by SpicyPuddin February 4, 2020

Hey it's Addison!

a beak kids voice mail

Hey look! Hey it's Addison!

by Joshua Gould or Joshua Black March 31, 2020

Hey

The thing that lonely mens say to single girls.

Hey, are you single

by ASFMF April 4, 2020

heys

That little face you see in your rectum when you shine a flashlight into it

Yo this girl was bending over in the sauna and her butthole flexed a little bit and I could see heys in there winking at me

by Bob-barker26 April 5, 2020

Hey Cindy?

The act of fingering a girl while watching Pete and Pete.

Gave her a "Hey Cindy?" last night during Nick at Nite.

by Ron Brugundy April 25, 2020

Hey welcome to chillis

A popular vine, where a guy stands with his t-shirt off, torch on staring at a mirror and saying, ‘Hey welcome to chillis.’ Comedy Gold.

“I met the chilli guy” Said Daniel.

“The hey welcome to chillis guy?” Exclaimed Dave.
“Nope, just the guy that sells chillis down the road.”

by Hollyisweirdlol February 27, 2020

Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex

A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.

If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.

by QuacksO February 28, 2020