shitty handshake

To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".

I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.

by villos69 May 8, 2017

Handshake

Thumb in the pink four in the stink.

When I had sex with her for the first time I had to be a gentleman and give her holes a handshake.

by Caulkcogan October 17, 2020

Leprechaun handshake

When your wife or girlfriend gives you a hand job on St. Patrick’s Day.

Dude, I met this girl at a party last night and she gave me a leprechaun handshake!

by Rrosengurg12453 March 17, 2020

Emergency Handshake

A mediocre dodgeball team comprised of approximately eight individuals who, although are all very impressive individually, stand very little chance in winning anything as a group.

"Did you guys see Emergency Handshake yesterday?"
"Naw, who would want to watch a bunch of amateurs?"

by Gloomhaven March 3, 2010

dp handshake

A sex act, wherein one hand is inserted into both the anus, and vagina, and contact between the hands is made through the membranes separating the two tracts. Also known as a 'DP High-5'.

Aaron: Dude, you go out with that chick last night?
Sam: Bro... Yeah... Fucked up too.
Aaron: Oh yeah? You tag that shit?
Sam: Gave her the DP Handshake, bro.
Aaron: No way!
Sam: Way. It was really weird. I don't recommend it.

by Don's Johnson November 28, 2017

Ramsgate Handshake

Where a female has anal sex with a man via a double ended dildo.
'Don't worry you're not gay, I'm a lady'

Don't worry, your not gay I'm a lady, I'm just giving you a ramsgate handshake.
Rot 1

by Eurodog June 1, 2024

Canadian Handshake

When one Canadian of either sex promptly greats another Canadian with a hey buddy , or hey guy and the widely acceptable hey friend. Followed by a fart if male or queef if female into the other Canadians face.

Did you see them two flapperheads down by the lake, I think they are about to do a Canadian Handshake.

by Gunnyfuy March 3, 2020