gorious

1. a misspelling of glorious
2. something that is very gory

the crusades were gorious.

by Eyikl March 25, 2011

gorilla wash

The act of squatting in the shower and splashing water on your nuts like a gorilla to get rid of leftover soap suds on your sack.

I had to do a gorilla wash on my nuts before all the water went down the drain.

by deathfordough June 10, 2011

Gorilla Perch

A location where black people gather in large numbers.

"Hey man, where are you at?"

"Just passing the gorilla perch in front of the cafeteria."

by Castigated Clairvoyant February 5, 2013

Gorilla Knuckle

The outline of the edge of a guy's glans ridge through his underwear or pants.

Check out that guy's gorilla knuckle- he's got it pierced!

by merkinmuncher November 4, 2013

Gorilla gap

Crease between a guys nut sack.

Lucy stuck her tounge between chads gorilla gap

by Your cave brotha Paul March 30, 2015

Gorilla Mist

The act of hiding a recently defecated stump of human feces behind a toilet, then turning on the hot water In the shower leaving a permanent misty stench.

yo homie I just gorilla misted the shit out of my ex girl's bathroom!

by Dr. Platinum April 26, 2015

Gorilla Condum

The definition for ejaculating into your Walmart bag and giving it to someone. A prank pulled in Rwanda and done in America.

Dude wanna prank your sister.
Yea lemme get the gorilla Condum

by Big ducks July 31, 2016