Sharpie Shirt

A passedout drunk gets his/her chest and stromach area covered with a sharpie or other permanant marker.

"Is that a black under-shirt?"
"No, it's a Sharpie Shirt."
"You're fired."

by The Original Pfeiffer March 25, 2010

Trash shirt

Basically any shirt a man owns that he wouldn't go on a date in. A t-shirt used for sleeping, going to the liquor store, or hanging around the house in.

"Hey that Laker game is on right now, wanna head to the pub"?

"Nah, my lady has me doing house chores, and I'm still in my trash shirt form yesterday".

And/or

"the doorbell. Hand me that trash shirt.

by [e-mail] January 23, 2010

shirt pigs

slang for large boobs

that girl has massive shirt pigs.

by mutant-lizard February 3, 2010

Inky Shirt

A metaphor for seman stains or stains from any other secretions produced during sexual activity that can be found a variety of clothing. Usually the wearer is unaware of the presence of these stains.

'Damn it! I just realised I'm wearing an inky shirt'
or
'I droppped my pen and got ink on my tshirt!', 'Yeah I left your sister with an inky shirt last night Dave,

it's a pain isn't it?'

by s123456h October 14, 2009

Fugby Shirt

A faux/fake Rugby Shirt. A shirt that looks like a Rugby shirt (or in the style of), but is not made to the specifications of a genuine Rugby Shirt (i.e. No double stitching and a lighter fabric). While a Fugby Shirt looks like a real Rugby Shirt, it would be torn to shreds in an actual Rugby game.

That's a nice Barbarians Rugby Shirt you have. Thanks, but it's a Fugby Shirt with the Barbarian colours.

by Fiat Lux October 31, 2009

bare shirted

Not wearing a shirt while slacking

Julio was bare shirted while on the slack line.

by Slacktastic76 December 7, 2009

Shirt Twating

A woman walking around with a bra or shirt on, but with nothing on down below. The female version of Shirt Cocking.

I was at the nude beach and I saw this old chick totally shirt twating. I guess she's proud of the twat but not the boobs!

by Gavalot January 12, 2011