Flog

Someone who is disliked by a person or the public because they lack any credibility or/and tries to be remain relevant within certain circles but comes across as a moron.

That four eyed purple headed warrior of a journalist is the biggest flog associated with the AFL.

by HirdyLannister September 25, 2013

Floor Tentacles

The Floor Tentacles are the most powerful gods in existence.

It is strengthened by the power of Furret, and the pope of the Floor Tentacle religion.

It has also made a new language called the Floortentacli.

It is comprised of the 5 elements:

Earth
Water
Air
Shrines
and most importantly
The Floor

Sacrifice to the Floor Tentacles!!!

by We are the Floor Tentacles January 13, 2020

fuzzy flounder fishing

tring to find and have sex with a women

lets go fuzzy flounder finshing tonight

by adam schott March 15, 2005

flowcus

Main Entry: 1flo·cus
Pronunciation: 'flO-k&s
Function: noun
1 : a point of artistic convergence of focus and flow in which a person feels at one with the universe. A state of openness, empathy, and love for all things.

2 : a state of high inspiration and drive.

I was in a total state of flowcus when I painted this canvas.

by michael mueller July 20, 2006

Floppy Montage

A form of nude riverdance in which groups of 100 or more men flop their penisis in syncronisation, often to a gyrating Polka rhythm or Classical Beethoven

Hey Michael! Me and the guys were thinking about getting together for a floppy montage tonight, you in?

by Adinor November 8, 2007

Florpendorp

A part stormtrooper, part demon, part highschool boy creature that feeds on Pokemon and human beings. Seen only in the western region of Washington State, its favorite food is Charmander.

Florpendorp

by MMWS May 16, 2009

Flowmail

A free-style rap left on one's voice messaging system.

On my way to work I called Chris and left him a flowmail. My roommate called and left me a hilarous flowmail about his co-workers yesterday.

by RojoforUGA June 22, 2010