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February 24

guy give me head
girl no
guy but it is February 24
girl ok fine then
by woodchablowme? February 18, 2020
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February 11th

The day of a terrible earthquake. Aayan Hamdani was born and fell off of his bed. This fatal occurrence destroyed millions of innocent braincells. They have not recoverd to this day
Person 1: Today is February 11th.

Person 2: yeah, I know. It's very sad.

Person 1:. Like if you cry Everytime

Person 2: F in the chat

Person 69: nice
by Nutsacksucker69 October 16, 2019
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February 30th

February 30th: National Gay Pride Day.
Since there is never a February 30th, Gay pride day can be whatever day you want. Just say your celebrating February 30th and people will know. It's a perfect excuse to party and support!
February 30th is my favorite holiday for sure! Last year we wore all rainbow colors and got so trashed!
by whitslegit December 15, 2010
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February 2

This day is where the thickest girl named Shekinah will get a lot of gum because it's her bday. You will make her so happy. So if you see her make sure u have packs of gum to give to her on this day.
"Hey Shekinah happy BIRTHDAY here is some packs of gum"

"Oh thank you so much"
" I love having my BIRTHDAY on February 2"
by Uknowwhothisisbmsstudents October 16, 2019
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February Dick

When your penis shrivels up because it's so damn cold outside. Can also be used to perform the Cobra. Where you stretch out the flaps of your penis, representing the hood of a cobra.
Shit man, I think I have February Dick.
Shit bro, I had it last week.
by SwagZillah January 12, 2011
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February 16th

Every man born on this day is an idiot bastard and that's just how it is.

Everyone else is destined for greatness.
"He's such an idiot bastard."

"Must be an Aquarius, probably February 16th."
by AtaenisWolf October 15, 2019
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February 1

Harry Day! A day to celebrate Harry Styles… Don’t we all love him?
Me: What day is it?
Friend: It’s February 1??
Me: No It’s Harry Day!
by Crazyforharry28 February 1, 2022
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