Fart Loan

When a girl farts while you are fuckin her ass and the fart travels through your dick and out your ass
Man I was fucking McKenzie last night and she gave me a fart loan.
by Ton_The_Hungry September 30, 2020
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Dad Fart

A distinctly masculine and unusually greasy fart produced by a mature man around 25 or older. Defining characteristics include never sounding "squeaky" or "airy" smelling strongly of Eggs, Cabbage, or Dairy and lingering for an bafflingly long time.

The sound usually depends on the length of the release with shorter ones sounding like a greasy pop with longer ones "changing gears" until the very end of the release wherev the pitch fluctuates up and down wildly.
Chris: Did you finish the game?
Jordan: Yeah but it was wack
Chris: Wym?
Jordan: It was all good until Uncle Reggie let out a Dad Fart in the middle of the court.
Chris: And...?
Jordan: I kid you not it lingered for over 10 minutes and smelled like... Death.
Chris: C'mon Reg!
by DanChill94 July 14, 2022
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young fart

Used by old people to describe young people in a somewhat disrespectful manner.
That kid there is such a young fart
by kfczinger69man June 4, 2018
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Fart Rock

A fart rock is actually a rock containing sulfur that you can break, or scrape, to achieve a horrible fart smell.
Someone broke a fart rock in the hallway and it was so bad that they had to close it off for the day.
by Diesel AG April 4, 2009
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fat farts

The farting sound resulting from trapped air escaping from between the sweaty bellies of two fat people fucking. (aka- beef queef)
That couple in the adjoining motel room kept me awake for over an hour with their fat farts.
by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011
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fiddle fart

Doing nothing important, not doing what one is supposed to be doing according to action asked upon.
Whould ya'll stop fiddle farting around and get that trash taken out.

What are you doing? Fiddle farten around.
by Tim Griffith December 11, 2004
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fart fest

A bi-yearly celebration of farting. Participants eat dried apricots and count how many time they fart. Each year is accompanied by a slogan. Example - Fart Fest 2005 - "Our Cheeks Are Sealed" Quite a special festival.
"It's time for fart fest already?"
by ethelegg February 18, 2005
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