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Finals week

Finals week is the worst week to be alive. the entire week itself with make you want to kys. You always are late to finish all of your work and are crying because you know you are way too sped to get into high school. After you finish all of your finals you will be so fucking happy than getting a damn C
why does this week suck so much?
It's cause it's Finals week
God damnit!
by i want to kms May 19, 2022
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Final Escape

Some Random Song from the Sonic. EXE FNF Mod of the cancelled Update 3.0.
guy who plays fnf 1: Yo bro have you heard the song Final Escape from the Sonic.EXE Mod? guy who plays fnf 2: Yeah bro its so good!
by fardface69420 September 19, 2022
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Financial Compensation

A euphemism for Mesothelioma.

Named after the variety of commercials by ambulance-chasing lawyers that are seen on television.
My dad was a construction worker, and he got 'Financial Compensation' after being exposed to asbestos.
by Chianticat10 February 22, 2023
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financial cuckold

Someone who pays every single taxes due, including on all of his cash transactions, because it's his civilian duty to bail out TBTF companies and fund endless wars used for enriching politicians through lobbying.
A: "I'll pay by cash. I don't need the receipt."
B: "That'll be 5748.85$."
A: "5750$? This is hardcore financial fucking! It says 4999$ on the price tag. Just declare the item as loss on your taxes."
B: "Sorry, sales taxes apply to cash transactions too. Your taxes help build more roads."
A: "I'll pay by credit card then. Enjoy the transaction fees you financial cuckold!"
by Malishman January 12, 2023
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Final Destination

A film franchise that causes you to fear flying, standing near trains, using computers, driving behind log trucks, spilling coffee, cooking, riding rollercoasters, using tanning beds, riding on a subway, observating a car race, touching grass, driving through a car wash, standing under a ceiling fan, using escalators, swimming, riding over bridges, performing gymnastics, doing lasik eye surgery, getting spa and therapy, and being on a construction site.
I watched Final Destination and scared to do anything for a whole month until I got therapy.
by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023
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Financial Girth

One’s financial status in relation to the amount of uncles one has. It’s is said that financial girth= uncles^3.
Bro has so much financial girth, I heard he has 7 uncles!
by FavoringBoot September 27, 2023
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hard financial times

Ryan is in hard financial times\
by FUCKK!@ May 1, 2016
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