eat the sheets

you’re getting hit from the back and your partner shoves your face in the sheets

Nate: “I’m gay”
Madi: “Oh so you like to eat the sheets?”

by theseb1tchesdidntlovesosa May 17, 2021

eating crust

Eating asshole

Hey Becky do you like eating crust

We Matt I don't eat asshole

by jackskelington February 07, 2016

Eating Crust

Eating crust is when you’re fuckin a bitch, and she gets truffle butter on her pussy, from when you were doing anal before, and then you eat the truffle butter. Straight up

Are you gonna finish that crust?
I love eating your crust.
Eating crust is always the last thing I do after sex.

by Crustboy247 December 17, 2017

Greedy eating

The act of eating when you are not remotely hungry or have just eaten

I had 3 meals and 3 snacks today so at this point I am just greedy eating

by Alypop April 16, 2017

Eat the garden

To eat the puuussssss of a vegan.

Timmy: hey penny ,can I eat the garden?
penny: sure *speads legs*

by pizzacutter24 March 22, 2017

Eat shit

Eat shit

Eat shit

by I wanna commit arson July 19, 2022

eat shit

When you fall really fucking hard it can be on your face or not it doesn't matter

Guy 1: aye you seen that nigga eat shit while running the other day?
Guy 2: Yea he fucking hard as shit

by slumpin January 14, 2017