Freestyle Dicking

Going into an intimate moment with a partner and using your penis for anything and everything. Good examples are hair brushing and belly button play.

'I did some freestyle dicking with a chick last night, she was loving it! Didn't know what was coming next'

by JPSlong January 29, 2017

Rubbin dicking

Masturbating

Lil Johnny is rubbin dicking in the bathroom again.

by MamaC13 June 20, 2017

bro dicking

When your boy sleeps with your girlfriend. but you forgive him anyways. Because she wasn't the right one.

Man you got to stop bro dicking. It's not healthy for our friendship bro.

by Wirthman86 March 4, 2018

Dog dicking mother fucker

A male family member that pricks you over at the most inopportune times

God damnit gary you dog dicking mother fucker you grumped my ace

by captainhook105 November 15, 2018

If I Was Drinking Milk

Derives from when a person is drinking milk and someone says something so funny the person consuming the milk cannot help but laugh whilst drinking. The cause of this is milk to go flying everywhere.

Normally expressed on online chats when some one quotes a horrificly funny and well timed joke. Such as Typing Leroy Jenkins Whilst charging your whole army at your opponent in a total war game (TW).

Person A tell's a hysterical joke.

Person B: If I was Drinking Milk right now....

by Papa C 617 October 6, 2011

I'm drinking water while drowning

When Fundy tried trapping technoblade and techno went to get water while drowning

Techno: lemme just get some water, I'm drinking water while drowning now

by technodrinkswaterwhiledrowning January 7, 2021

i have a coffee drinking problem

1- this is a confession
2- you searched this for the mug but hey no shame

guy 1- "how do you spend your free time"

guy 2- "i have a coffee drinking problem this is a cry for help i am being forced to live on coffee and my own shi-"

guy 2- "haha same"

by jade go kys September 26, 2021