A ding nut is a person who sucks at everything including lying. Mostly when they lie to their girlfriend about being asleep but they’re actually playing video games and ignoring her.
Damn, Raymond is such a ding nut.
by Thetruedefiner December 13, 2021
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An uncle John that creeps in the room of Brittany, has his way with her and then leaves his ding ding behind so she can continue to pleasure herself.
Hey I saw that ding ding fairy in your room last night was it uncle John?
by skatmandiddlybop December 25, 2022
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A form of smoking device that uses suction from waterfalling to pull smoke into a plastic bottle and create milky hits.
Yo man, did you see George's ding bottle?

Yea that things greasy
by Ding King May 30, 2018
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Sexual practice where someone eats onion rings off of your erect penis.
Man, Lex got so wasted last night she she didn't want to wait for food OR sex so was Ring Dinging me through 3 full orders of onion rings. Best drunken sex night of my life bro!
by KingLucifer January 18, 2021
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When an ass is dinging that means it is making the observers internal bell ring meaning they are getting turned on.
Damn Brad, that ass is dinging!
by Badass Brad December 20, 2022
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A person, place, or state of mind reminiscent of a dungeon, haunted house, or mandated Oompa Loompa housing under the Chocolate Factory.
Ben has been a real sourpuss lately, walking around stuck in a real dingy dinge; tasty chocolate though.
by Alcove Man June 23, 2022
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ill tell u who my crush is in 4 ding dong years.
by jenbarista September 18, 2022
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