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Drunk Deaf

When you've consumed copious amounts of alcohol and the more you drink the louder you talk & the louder the music gets.
Drunk1: It's too loud

Drunk2: (yells) What!!

Drunk1: Ah mate your Bloody drunk deaf
by Honeypotter June 16, 2016
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Drunk on lemonade

When you listen to Beyonce 'Lemonade' one too many times.
"Damn i'm in love with Beyonce right now...Drunk on lemonade"
by ItzManhattan January 16, 2017
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drunk amy

Drunk Amy is a thing of beauty and the only the entertainment you’ll ever need on a Saturday night. Dedicated single mom by day, hilarious shit show of drunken debauchery on biweekly weekend nights. Three drinks in and she’s using Fuck like a comma, falling down while white knuckling her chicken strips and cursing at ex boyfriends to go fuck themselves! 🖕🏼The Waffle House is where you’ll usually find her after a long night of hard drinking shenanigans with her besties. She’s funny AF and will have you rolling watching her drinking coffee out of lipstick stained coffee cups while her besties grope her symmetrically perfect breast’s in awe of their perfection. Amy is oblivious to the attention because she’s too busy stuffing her face with waffles and telling customers to go fuck themselves. Hmph! 🖕🏼
by Inkedmomof2 September 25, 2017
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Drunken Elephant

When you teabag someone in the Roman War Helmet formation (placing one testical in each eye so the penis hangs down the nose to resemble a Roman War Helmet) and they begin to struggle causing your now flaccid member to bounce about Thierry face like the trunk of a stumbling drunk elephant.
I had her in a perfect Roman war helmet until she awoke horrified and it devolved into a drunken elephant, she sucks.
by Torrid Feltchgoddess January 8, 2018
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Drunk History of Fall Out Boy

It’s summer of 2001; Joe meets Patrick and he’s like “Yo, I know about music.”
And Patrick’s like “Yo, I know more about music.”
"That’s impossible! Do you wanna start a band?”
And Patrick’s like, “…Yeah… That’s cool.”
And then he’s like “Yo, this is a book store, it's not a music store!”

And then they met at Patrick’s house. And Patrick’s wearing shorts and socks and a hat. Patrick is playin’ drums for some fuckin’ reason! And Pete’s there for some reason! They start playin’ music together. And they're like “Oh, let’s play some fuckin’ covers from some other bands!” It was like, Green Day and fuckin’ Misfits and fuckin’ Ramones!
Pete said to Joe, “Yo, we gotta change this shit up! Yo, we’ve played all these bands; let’s play shit from Fall Out Boy.”
And so Pete and Patrick are like “Yo, that’s dope. But we need a fuckin’ drummer!” Because Patrick’s playin’ drums and he’s a singer!
Patrick's like “Yo! I got a soul voice!”
And they're like “Wait, how do you have a soul voice?”
And he’s like “Yo, watch this: Yeah!”
And they’re like “Oh my god! That sounds like soul!” So they put it in the song and it was like “WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHT!”
l: Yo have you seen A Drunk History Of Fall Out Boy?
a: ooh yeah. It's so funnyyy
by LNC1990. March 5, 2019
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Drunk Juilet

Lets just say she fucked romeo
OMFG SHE FUCKED ROMEO GOD DAMN DRUNK JUILET
by Imabigfatassmotherfuckinhoe October 1, 2019
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"Drunk" Moi

Honestly, i have absolutely no fucking idea. This gives indescribable confusion, i feel drunk looking at it. Am i drunk?
Caspian: "The gc might get "drunk" moi.
Emily: "what."
by M O I S T September 11, 2021
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