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defile

The dry hump something or someone for the purpose of taking a funny picture.
The bartender went to the washroom so I dropped my pants and defiled the guinness tap, check out the pic!
by Defiling Dave August 31, 2006
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definite doink

Hayyyyyy SUP QT you're a definite DOINK!
by ALYSSA May 13, 2005
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longest definition

At 65,535 characters, cut and paste has the longest definition in Urban Dictionary. Tying for first place are shizot, stephen palgrave, perry davenport and paul bello. Fat chicks is next at 31,986 characters.
by oodee March 5, 2004
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Most ironic UrbanDictionary definition

Earthquake test by Downstrike on December 26, 2004.

No, the peeps on the beaches didn't get to a urinal before they pissed themselves.
This is only a test.

In the event of an actual earthquake...
by Fly On The Wall January 16, 2005
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definately

'Definately' enjoys a subtly different meaning from 'definitely'.
If some item x is definitely f (i.e. it definitely has the property of f-ness), then it must be f in some perfect, absolute, non-finite way.
By contrast, if some item x is definately f then x is f by definition, or is the very definition of f-ness.
The former is an ontological claim, whereas the latter is conceptual/semantic.
That's why all us clever people who spell by rational deduction rather than blind repetition use both spellings, to distinguish our precise meanings.
Of course when they bring the maple syrup after the pancakes, it'll definately be too late.
by philip mark young August 4, 2007
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