a Dave story

a really bizarre anecdote that someone pulls out of their ass, or maybe it's real.

Oh what an X-files story. It sounds like a Dave story.

by Mecachis June 2, 2018

Daves

A small little pubert who is more traditionally known as dafe

Did you see that old haggis daves, she had one big forehead

by Judos January 13, 2020

Daving

taking a selfie of yourself, usually drinking a beer, while your significant other performs a task like lawn or house work.

Him: There he goes daving again.
Them: Yeah, I'm surprised he's not murdered in his sleep for drinking while she does all the work.

by killn8r November 19, 2020

Dirty Dave

David Létourneau

- I met David Létourneau today!
- You mean Dirty Dave?
-Yeah

by psps123 January 6, 2021

Dirty Dave

When you shit on a chest in a sexual or pleasing matter.

Harry dirty daved Rebecca and she came 69 times out on f the immense pleasure

by BagShitter September 20, 2021

Crazy dave

Used to describe someone who can't read the room and tells sexually charged jokes.

Whoah there Kevin! Don't be a crazy Dave in front of the duzz!

by Kevin Herman January 28, 2025

Dave

A poet, casanova, a man shrouded in mystery, plagued with dagger looks, emitting lust with each gaze, each step. Who you take home to your parents, only for your mother to fall in a deeper love than even you. A homewrecker, a nomad. The clothes on his back are what he lives in, a square between his middle and ring finger, European-style. Nobody knows where he came from, some say a cave. Some say he's always been, before God himself. He is Dave, leader of many. Follower of none.

That guy Dave is unbelievably broke and lives in his parent's basement.

by Gary Sucklemeister November 21, 2021