Dangerous Dragon

When a scary woman, with spines emerges from the river to provide cunnilingus it gets so excited and castrates the prince with a tail whip to the scrotum.

That dangerous dragon is why I can’t have kids.

by River Otter November 2, 2020

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Danger Noodle

A snake

I love danger noodles.

by Zombyprincess November 5, 2020

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Danger noodle

A snake

Me: Look at that cute danger noodle
Random stranger: looks at me weirdly

Me: glares at him

by Jenga_tha_danger_noodle November 9, 2020

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dinger

Australian slang for a dick

Your dingers big

by Lil Stanky December 20, 2020

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Dingers

When ones fingers smell like their stinky genitals.

“Don’t shake his hand he’s got some smelly dingers”

“Hey Mike I can smell ur dingers from all the way over here”

“Eww don’t touch me with those fucking dingers”

by JeannetteBaker294 January 29, 2021

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