A sexual act involving facial hair, bodily fluids, and a cracker in various ways. The cracker involved is eaten afterwards.
by inurbasekillinurd00dz March 29, 2008
Get the amish crackermug. The dirt found under the foreskin of a man's penis is crackers and cheese. Especially when he is unwashed or unclean. An uncircumsised man.
by Dolce Coppola December 9, 2011
Get the Crackers And Cheesemug. (N) An insult; an allusion to a fake medical condition that results in the fragility of male genitalia.
Doctor: We ran some tests, and it turns out you have cracker dick.
Patient: Damn, shouldn't have gone on the singers cruise.
Why does Jason keep a towel over his junk?
Oh he's got cracker dick, it'll get soggy if it gets wet
Patient: Damn, shouldn't have gone on the singers cruise.
Why does Jason keep a towel over his junk?
Oh he's got cracker dick, it'll get soggy if it gets wet
by DiabloRain October 22, 2014
Get the Cracker Dickmug. a weird, messed-up or otherwise insane person, often a co-worker; useful for times when "fuck-face" and "sweet merciful motherfucker" might not be appropriate
by Cristos April 26, 2006
Get the wonky crackermug. The homosexual act of scraping the smegma of an uncircumcised penis and spreading it onto a ritz cracker, then feeding the cracker to your partner.
by KevinCake October 6, 2012
Get the Happy crackermug. 
by Mahny June 16, 2017
Get the Cracker Musicmug.