amish cracker

A sexual act involving facial hair, bodily fluids, and a cracker in various ways. The cracker involved is eaten afterwards.

So, I happened to walk in on one of my friends giving his woman an amish cracker last night.

by inurbasekillinurd00dz March 29, 2008

Couch Cracker

an old stanky cracker stuck in a couch. lazy, stale, crusty, grodey, and just all around foul person

YO, you're a stanky ass couch cracker!

by Kyle/lyle March 29, 2009

Cracker Dick

(N) An insult; an allusion to a fake medical condition that results in the fragility of male genitalia.

Doctor: We ran some tests, and it turns out you have cracker dick.
Patient: Damn, shouldn't have gone on the singers cruise.

Why does Jason keep a towel over his junk?
Oh he's got cracker dick, it'll get soggy if it gets wet

by DiabloRain October 22, 2014

Happy cracker

The homosexual act of scraping the smegma of an uncircumcised penis and spreading it onto a ritz cracker, then feeding the cracker to your partner.

Paul: My boyfriend, Jerry, surprised me yesterday morning with a happy cracker.

by KevinCake October 6, 2012

Dead Crackers

A funny substitute for DeadA$$.

Are you "DEADCRACKERS" right now?
Dead Crackers though, you need to hop off.

by cj2009cj February 4, 2012

Crackers And Cheese

The dirt found under the foreskin of a man's penis is crackers and cheese. Especially when he is unwashed or unclean. An uncircumsised man.

I only date men who aren't crackers and cheese!

by Dolce Coppola December 9, 2011

betty cracker

1. Is someone who makes cocaine into crack.

when the goods aren't strong enough Betty Cracker comes and mixes it up.

by Princess Pink Bubble October 17, 2008