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Dead Crackers

A funny substitute for DeadA$$.
Are you "DEADCRACKERS" right now?
Dead Crackers though, you need to hop off.
by cj2009cj February 4, 2012
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Couch Cracker

an old stanky cracker stuck in a couch. lazy, stale, crusty, grodey, and just all around foul person
by Kyle/lyle March 29, 2009
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amish cracker

A sexual act involving facial hair, bodily fluids, and a cracker in various ways. The cracker involved is eaten afterwards.
So, I happened to walk in on one of my friends giving his woman an amish cracker last night.
by inurbasekillinurd00dz March 29, 2008
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Cracker Dick

(N) An insult; an allusion to a fake medical condition that results in the fragility of male genitalia.
Doctor: We ran some tests, and it turns out you have cracker dick.
Patient: Damn, shouldn't have gone on the singers cruise.

Why does Jason keep a towel over his junk?
Oh he's got cracker dick, it'll get soggy if it gets wet
by DiabloRain October 22, 2014
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wonky cracker

a weird, messed-up or otherwise insane person, often a co-worker; useful for times when "fuck-face" and "sweet merciful motherfucker" might not be appropriate
"She is the most incompetent person I've ever worked with; she's such a wonky cracker!"
by Cristos April 26, 2006
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Crackers And Cheese

The dirt found under the foreskin of a man's penis is crackers and cheese. Especially when he is unwashed or unclean. An uncircumsised man.
I only date men who aren't crackers and cheese!
by Dolce Coppola December 9, 2011
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Cracker Music

Angelic asked Diamond why she was listen to that cracker music
by Mahny June 16, 2017
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