cookie monster

to cookie monster (verb) - to eat ravenously, to devour

After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.

by Texan Etymologist December 22, 2021

Cookie 2

The smaller second breast of a Woman.

I fondled cookie 2 after fondling her cookie.

by The Real Elmo March 10, 2022

Cookie Clicker

A very addicting game where you click a cookie

Timmy what are you playing?
Cookie clicker.
Wtf is that!

by 3l H3H3 March 15, 2022

cookie-llionaire

A person that has more than 1 million cookies on Cookie Clicker.

Guy 1: Yooo i got 2 million cookies on Cookie Clicker!
Guy 2: get a life you cookie-llionaire.

by Rbg8 March 22, 2022

Cookie Monster

An absolute Icon, my spirit animal, amazing, bow down to him

Person 1: I want to be cookie monster

Person 2: YES

by jElly bEan is cool March 26, 2022

Cookie Guy

The Cookie Guy is a twunk that loves snickerdoodles and chocolate chip cookies.

Me: I need to peg that Cookie Guy right now.

by Piggyaru April 4, 2022

Cookie Dough Whore

A girl .... Usually named Mahina.... Obsessed with with cookie dough.... would rather eat cookie dough than get dick.... But loves her best friend.... Michelle Hasatallhotblondebf...... Most Naturally Gorgeous human being to live! Also has an effect on the boys like no other.... makes chicken bones appear magically. Insanely (but condescendingly) smart!

"WOW! I've never seen a girl like her! She must be a Cookie Dough Whore."

by HASATALLHOTBLONDEBF April 21, 2022