communal condom

The communal condom is a singular condom that has been used and passed around a group of individuals for a portion of time.

You need to get the Communal Condom from Jeremy so you don't get your girlfriend pregnant tonight.

by Fregley Heffley March 14, 2024

Condom Fever

you don’t want no kids so you use a comdom.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.

Ol Girl said she has “baby fever” I told her hell no I have condom fever I can’t have no kids

by SipRamenNoodles October 31, 2019

condom

Ice cream.

The condom truck is outside, come get your five dollar bill and don't miss out on your tasty condom!

by Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake April 14, 2025

jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off

"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"

by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019

Condom xl

An extra large condom that’s really big

Hey my condom xl broke while I was inside my gurl now I’m a father das right

by Bootymaster696969696969 August 8, 2019

canyon condom

It is the condom women wear when they do not want to get pregnant. Similar to a male condom.
It is also something a male wear when they perform anal and do not want a frosted asshole.

Ex 1.
Girl: Baby please I'm tired...
Guy: Put that canyon condom back on, I'm going in.
Ex 2.
Guy 1: Are you ready yet? ;)
Guy 2: Not without a canyon condom on.

by NoeyJoeyLoey July 20, 2015

shoe condoms

Another word for socks.

"Hey I need some shoe condoms, I'm about to go out."

"Okay I keep them in the bottom drawer."

by kaykayevens October 16, 2021