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Coochie Concept

The pinnacle of feminism. Imagine a coochie so perfect it turns Johnny Sins into a minute man. Such a coochie can only exist in the world of Socratic ideals. To strive towards creating the coochie concept in this mortal plane is to fly so close to the sun any basic bitch coochie will no longer satisfy you. Play with the Coochie Concept at your own peril.
Bro I can’t nut no more more this bitch had me bussin so fast I swear she had a Coochie Concept.
by Oopdiescoopdie August 24, 2022
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Coochie cutters

Shorts on a girl that separate her vagina.
girl Named booty wearing coochie cutters on.
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Coochie

Yo bro my coochie is 6 inches long
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Coochie connoisseur

A man or pick me girl who believes they know the ins and outs of vaginas. Pick me girl: a girl whose sole purpose is to attract the attention of men; she’d do absolutely anything. All of her attempts usually come off cringy because she bashes other women to uplift herself .

Coochie connoisseur: Men will tell you how your vagina is supposed to look, feel, and smell. If it doesn’t live up to their unrealistic, never-seen-one expectations then they’ll bash it. These men decided whose coochie is good and whose isn’t based off of porn; they can literally have medical doctors in their face, telling them that their dream-coochie is unrealistic and they’ll ignore it and chalk it up to 2022 liberal softies.
Girl: did you see Brad’s TikTok ?
Girl 2: sadly, I did. He’s such a coochie connoisseur.

Girl: I know; as long as it’s clean, other men will eat it.

Girl 2: exactly !! That’s how I know he’s never seen a real pussy; only pornos for that misogynist.
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Coochie

Elegant Vagina - The break down of the word “coochie”

Formally deprived from the two earlier on, more commonly used words such as, ‘pussy’ and ‘Gucci’. With these two words scientist where able to decifer the first syllable of the word ‘coochie’ (coo). From these studies they found that ‘coo’ is simular to the word ‘cat’. Another word for a cat is ‘pussy’ which is a well known word for vagina. Now for the second syllable of ‘coochie’ (chie) is close to the word ‘Gucci’. Gucci is a well known luxurious clothing brand. Philosophers took up to five years to discover the ‘chie’ in coochie refers Gucci and is meant to be translated into ‘Luxurious’ or ‘elegant’. Using a survey taken by over 23,000 people, they concluded that it should properly be translated into elegant. So after many surveys and studies placed on the word, ‘Coochie’ is deprived from the phrase ‘Elegant Vagina’.
Damn bro you got a coochie??
by The coochie deicferer July 19, 2022
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Coochie - slang for ‘Elegant Vagina’

The word Coochie is formally deprived from the two words, Pussy and Gucci. Upon discovery, scientists where able to decipher the new found word established in 1991. Using research and surveys from over 100,000 people, they were able to find that ‘coo’ sounds similar to ‘cat’. Another name for a cat is ‘pussy’ which is a common reference to a vagina. Pussy was coined the name for vagina in the late 1500 from an English novelist. After scientist discovered this they where able to find that the “oochie” sound is deprived from Gucci, a well-known luxury clothing brand that is often seen as elegant. With this information they where able to find that Coochie is slang for ‘Elegant Vagina’ and now commonly used in modern day rap and hip-hop music.
Damn bro you got a coochie?
by The coochie deicferer July 20, 2022
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coochie clam

a coochie with a very thigth grip
damn bro she's got a fucking coochie clam
by bloodworkbarf July 23, 2022
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