Cyber Church

Watching a live church service online more often than physically going to one.

I think I'll cyber church it this Sunday.

by Smiley Bunny July 18, 2011

god church

when something is so impressive it is almost not describable

My merch is selling like a god church.

by Olivia Starfruit August 11, 2017

God Church

Ricegum copying jake Paul but rice made it look and sound good

Drop merch and it's selling like a god church

by Rice 🍚 August 12, 2017

presbyterian church

massive liberal bureacracy, second in stuffiness only to the conservative wing of the roman catholic church.

i spoke in tongues in a presbyterian church once, and they kicked me out.

by oddkin April 29, 2005

Churchill College

the best f***ing concrete place on earth

Cambridge student 1: "Oh, Anthony-Basil, where are you drinking this evening?"

Cambridge student 2: "Oh, Henry old boy, I'm jollying up to Churchill College with a mildly inflatable sheep".

Cambridge student 1: "Splendid."

by John Frederick February 26, 2008

Cowboy Church

a Cowboy Church is a Christian church for anyone, but, most importantly, for cowboys; however, it is not considered or recognized as a church by other denominations -- protestant or Catholic and is mostly contained by a collective ministry. Attendees come in by car, feet, and sometimes horseback. Their services differ from regular services where several tradition parts are left out... such as: alter call, collection, and sometimes even a sermon....

Guy 1: "Dude? Are they going to have a sermon?"|
Cowboy hick: "Nope! We donn duuueee dat 'ere at a Cowboy Church!"
Guy 1: 'Oh.. all of you will burn in hell!"
hick: "Wat?"
guy: "as far as i am concerned... this isn't a real church and all of you will burn in hell."

by catholicalltheyway May 28, 2008

catholic church

see cult; a church for the Catholic religion, tries to cover up that Jesus had a kid, and that they would kill if that ever got out,

The Catholic church is now and always was a fag house. see priest;

by clifton March 17, 2005