Popcorn Cancer

Hangover.

Usually from a high

Bruh I got mad popcorn cancer from last night

by Ddod February 11, 2019

jock-cancer

Refers to when a person becomes obsessed or/and overwhelmed by a sport they have joined to the point where they have no free time or/and they lose interest in their friends or other hobbies.

Not to be confused with dedication to the sport or an over-zealous sports fan.

Anton: So can you go to the movies this weekend?

Jessica: No, I can't. I've got soccer pracitce.

Anton: That sucks. How about next week?

Jessica: No, I have practice then too. A big game is coming up and I can't afford not to go.

Anton: Geez, you haven't been out in forever. Talk about a heavy case of jock-cancer.

by bigblueboyscout March 17, 2010

Cancer

A super non-socialable person that tries to live with the community, but fails at doing that.

Matthew is the Ultimate Cancer in this class.

by CancerandAutism April 18, 2017

feces cancer

When someone holds in feces for an extremely long time, they develope rips in the anal wall and feces particles enter the rip causing infection then cancer...

Daniel has feces cancer from the flood

by DarkyDark9447 August 12, 2018

Cancer Roll

A cigarette.

Also known as a cancer stick, stick of cancer, or roll of cancer.

Don't ever smoke cancer rolls. As you may have guessed, you'll get cancer.

by username4544 April 4, 2021

Cancer

A large green monster treading in the swampy waters on the outskirts of a land Far Far Away... Complains to others about things he is not doing as well. Coerces others into playing with him, when they don't want to and wonders why they resemble but a pile of salt.

Wow Daaaaaahnielll, stop being a "cancer"!

by glirglirglir June 11, 2017

Cancer

Every North American English class ever

Damn, this class is f***ing cancer

by SimulatedEther April 10, 2019