When anticipation of anal sex is high you prepare the female by filling her douche with x lax to assure you get a good clean piping.
Yo Gary I was about to Go to pound town through the back door but wanted to make sure the porch was cleaned out so I was calling the plumber to get a clean slip and slide
by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021
Get the Calling the plumber mug.Saying something that is obviously not going to bring any good (from the act of throwing tomatoes at rotten people)
husband: "You got some new wrinkles wifey."
wife: "You knew that was a tomato call. Are you trying to get me mad?"
husband: "I am just being honest."
wife: "You knew that was a tomato call. Are you trying to get me mad?"
husband: "I am just being honest."
by lolandbehold March 7, 2012
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by fartsnott March 13, 2011
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Get the Stone Call mug.A relationship in which one or both parties are seeking a no strings attached arrangement of physical affection. Often sexual in nature.
Said arrangement ceases to exist after mutual purchases for the living space are made or mail from one party is received at the other parties abode (even if this change in USPS delivery is incited due to crackhead room mates stealing packages).
Said arrangement ceases to exist after mutual purchases for the living space are made or mail from one party is received at the other parties abode (even if this change in USPS delivery is incited due to crackhead room mates stealing packages).
Mikhael and Guinevere would often meet for a booty call in the dark of night for a quick release, until Mikhael started receiving mail at Guinevere's and moved his favorite recliner into the den.
by JahSeeuS December 6, 2022
Get the Booty Call mug.Call of War is a browser video game, enjoyed by more then 1 million users. In the new update you can choose to play as a 20th century Turkish sultan Omar Ali Saifuddien III (too unlock this character you have to play as a muslim country), and 20th century christian king Christian X also known as Papler (too unlock this character you have to play as a european/baldic country). the new moto of the game is : yoo matko whos calling me? - WAR.
yoo bro Papler is playing Call of War during school. He is playing as Christian king and is planing to take down Turkey! Jesus died for our sins😂😂.
by papler122 September 20, 2023
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Communication, implied or otherwise, that invites your participation to conspire in something unlawful and/or distasteful for a mutual benefit (quid pro quo) to involved parties.
Communication, implied or otherwise, that invites your participation to conspire in something unlawful and/or distasteful for a mutual benefit (quid pro quo) to involved parties.
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