tomato call

Saying something that is obviously not going to bring any good (from the act of throwing tomatoes at rotten people)

husband: "You got some new wrinkles wifey."
wife: "You knew that was a tomato call. Are you trying to get me mad?"
husband: "I am just being honest."

by lolandbehold March 7, 2012

calling it twits

tweeting your suicide note

calling it twits y'all, text it <3

by fartsnott March 13, 2011

Stone Call

Kind of like drunk dialing, except you call someone while high.
Usually a bad idea.

Yeah I kind of stone called you.

by bb+af November 22, 2011

Booty Call

A relationship in which one or both parties are seeking a no strings attached arrangement of physical affection. Often sexual in nature.

Said arrangement ceases to exist after mutual purchases for the living space are made or mail from one party is received at the other parties abode (even if this change in USPS delivery is incited due to crackhead room mates stealing packages).

Mikhael and Guinevere would often meet for a booty call in the dark of night for a quick release, until Mikhael started receiving mail at Guinevere's and moved his favorite recliner into the den.

by JahSeeuS December 6, 2022

Call of War

Call of War is a browser video game, enjoyed by more then 1 million users. In the new update you can choose to play as a 20th century Turkish sultan Omar Ali Saifuddien III (too unlock this character you have to play as a muslim country), and 20th century christian king Christian X also known as Papler (too unlock this character you have to play as a european/baldic country). the new moto of the game is : yoo matko whos calling me? - WAR.

yoo bro Papler is playing Call of War during school. He is playing as Christian king and is planing to take down Turkey! Jesus died for our sins😂😂.

by papler122 September 20, 2023

“call the law”

Phrase used by elder southern folks (usually women) meaning to call the police.

“Don’t come back here or I’ll “call the law”

by TTGRAMMAR July 23, 2022

the call of the ween

Like the call of the void, but for drawing penises.

When most men find themselves holding any writing utensil (spraypaint in particular) they have a deep urge to draw a penis.

Tim: “Man, why does everyone have to spraypaint penises on abandoned buidlings”
Greg: “It’s the Call of the Ween. Here, hold this can of spraypaint”

by The Ween Whisperer October 2, 2021