boner breaker

1. An action or event that totally kills your boner.
2. Also used as an adjective in the place of a word like grenade.

1. John: Did you bone Carrie last night?
Jack: No dude! Her mom walked in and it was a total boner breaker!

1. James: FML! The Netherlands lost the World Cup!
Jason: Total boner breaker!

2. John: Hey, Allie is lookin' pretty cute dude.
Jack: No way bro! Allie is a total boner breaker! You must be drunk dude.

by Martin Stekelenberg January 24, 2011

Teeth Boner

A really big smile, much grander than a smirk or regular smile :)

Watching that woman get hit in the face with a watermelon gave me a raging teeth boner.

by Pisanty September 11, 2010

Boner Suds

After getting a blowjob, when the male or female gives you a handjob and the saliva starts to get bubles on your boner.

Damn look at those Boner Suds

by rikichiki April 11, 2009

Knowledge Boner

When you have a sudden realization of extreme or amazing knowledge, and attempt to show it off to everyone. But no one really wants it.

HEY CINDY CHECK THIS OUT, I JUST GOT A KNOWLEDGE BONER
Go away George.

by GoldenNukes May 26, 2013

olympic boner

A term that describes a man or woman that has an obsession with the olympics and shuts out the world every two years to be alone with the olympics and their metaphorical "boner"

Andy: Shut up bitch I am trying to watch the Olympics!
Blonde Girl: I am naked and I want you to fuck me.
Andy: I don't care! Did you see that one-foot salchow by that Russian skater?!?
Blonde Girl: No. You are fucking crazy. I am spread-eagle waiting for it.
Andy: Go make me a sandwich! I have an olympic boner!

by Steven Sinski February 9, 2014

Boner Tears

Tears of joy caused by booty or boobs that lead to a boner

"Bruh why you cryin?"
"Boner tears man"
"boner tears? Mah nigga"

by legitmidget03 December 1, 2014

boner protector

A pinny-like garment that restricts the protrusion of an erect phallus from interfering with other peoples day to day business.

I'm working with too many lush girls, I need a boner protector.

by DJ SH TA January 15, 2015