When you get a boner just thinking about a situation or event that is going to happen in the near future.
Brian: Bro did you see Jenny’s slutty outfit?
Tyler: Nah, but I’m getting a pre-boner thinking about seeing it
Tyler: Nah, but I’m getting a pre-boner thinking about seeing it
by YoungLordDaggerDick November 25, 2019
Get the Pre-bonermug. A person who joins a social chatroom and immediately asks who wants to pm, have "fun" or "trade pics" to get a nut off. Not really interested in anything more than that.
Damn boner springer, always wanting to get off without saying hello or speaking about anything first.
by Blazenfireball July 8, 2017
Get the Boner Springermug. When you surprise your girl with your boner and expect sex. And is met with partial success that ends with her unsatisfied. Could be worse.
Female: I really wish my boyfriend would seduce me, but all I get is boner surprise.
Male: I wanna have sex tonight. strategy? boner surprise!
Bro 1: bro! I was hanging with this new girl and she totally fell for boner surprise!
Bro 2: HA! Bro that’s so classic!! (High fives)
Male: I wanna have sex tonight. strategy? boner surprise!
Bro 1: bro! I was hanging with this new girl and she totally fell for boner surprise!
Bro 2: HA! Bro that’s so classic!! (High fives)
by Young Skeezy June 6, 2020
Get the Boner Surprisemug. 1. An action or event that totally kills your boner.
2. Also used as an adjective in the place of a word like grenade.
2. Also used as an adjective in the place of a word like grenade.
1. John: Did you bone Carrie last night?
Jack: No dude! Her mom walked in and it was a total boner breaker!
1. James: FML! The Netherlands lost the World Cup!
Jason: Total boner breaker!
2. John: Hey, Allie is lookin' pretty cute dude.
Jack: No way bro! Allie is a total boner breaker! You must be drunk dude.
Jack: No dude! Her mom walked in and it was a total boner breaker!
1. James: FML! The Netherlands lost the World Cup!
Jason: Total boner breaker!
2. John: Hey, Allie is lookin' pretty cute dude.
Jack: No way bro! Allie is a total boner breaker! You must be drunk dude.
by Martin Stekelenberg January 24, 2011
Get the boner breakermug. An inconvenient erection, similar to a NARB, caused by penis being in compromised position due to underwear, seated position or posture usually occurs while driving within minutes of your destination.
by doc rich September 22, 2015
Get the tension bonermug. A term that describes a man or woman that has an obsession with the olympics and shuts out the world every two years to be alone with the olympics and their metaphorical "boner"
Andy: Shut up bitch I am trying to watch the Olympics!
Blonde Girl: I am naked and I want you to fuck me.
Andy: I don't care! Did you see that one-foot salchow by that Russian skater?!?
Blonde Girl: No. You are fucking crazy. I am spread-eagle waiting for it.
Andy: Go make me a sandwich! I have an olympic boner!
Blonde Girl: I am naked and I want you to fuck me.
Andy: I don't care! Did you see that one-foot salchow by that Russian skater?!?
Blonde Girl: No. You are fucking crazy. I am spread-eagle waiting for it.
Andy: Go make me a sandwich! I have an olympic boner!
by Steven Sinski February 9, 2014
Get the olympic bonermug. When you have a sudden realization of extreme or amazing knowledge, and attempt to show it off to everyone. But no one really wants it.
by GoldenNukes May 26, 2013
Get the Knowledge Bonermug.