board speak

The language of message board bordies and texters.

Jill- OMG! TOTES pwns!
Pete- Jill, stop with the board speak, will you?
Jill- UGH! TISNF! I heart mi boardies, stfu n00b!

by KGsizzle July 6, 2007

boredhungrytired

The feeling one gets when they are bored, hungry, and tired all at the same time. For fat people this usually occurs when their favorite television shows have ended and they want to go to bed but because of their obesity issues they feel compelled to stuff their fat faces with more food to aid in the sleeping process.

Man, I'm feeling really boredhungrytired right now.

by IGPOD October 4, 2010

Bored Load

The result of a male masturbating out of boredom.

I had nothing to do last night, so I knocked off a bored load.

by Theronai February 27, 2011

Boredinism

Doing something, anything, and you're are still bored. The only way out is to go get lost in a forest (or maybe go find someone to talk to would work, too...)

Dear Friend: I am down deep in boredinism. Please send help to the Pinewood forest on December 23, 2012, so that you and me and our rescuers will die together.

Love,

Friend

PS: Don't come looking before then, I want to get really lost.

by Carcrasherinism February 19, 2011

boredante

The sensation one feels while one is reading "Dante's Inferno" and becomes bored.

Student A: Why weren't you at the party last night?

Student B: I had a reading assignment to do, and was struck by a feeling of boredante.

by magicalsharpieofdeath January 9, 2012

Bored

The very bane of human existence. boredom is a disease contracted from things such as (but not limited to) staying on the internet till 5 Am , having no friends , or internet being down. Boredom causes you to want to watch cat videos , chat on omegle , write definitions on the urban dictionary or god forbid go outside. There are no known cures .

(boredom)

by PhantomNightmare January 31, 2014

bored

What I am 90% of the time, and what you are if you look this up. Now lets see if you can read this:

H1 1 4M 80R3D

(hi I am bored)

by FNaF, MLP: FiM, and Frozen fan February 27, 2015