colonial blowjob 

The same as a regular blowjob, but with wooden teeth.

“Martha stole my teeth the other night and gave me a rousing colonial blowjob the other night.” - George Washington

colonial blowjob by Rosie-no-4 October 29, 2017

Lady blowjob 

When your pussy get slurped, licked and lathered properly with mutual consent by a male or female performer.

Brett, don’t get so drunk that you can’t give me a lady blowjob!!!

Lady blowjob by Wolfslayer January 14, 2018

crunchy blowjob 

A blowjob with teeth

guy: Hey bro how was your night

guy2: Pretty good i got a crunchy blowjob

crunchy blowjob by Fac3.XEX March 14, 2019

National Blowjob Day

December 9th is when every woman has to give her man a blowjob, no strings attached

“I can’t wait until national blowjob day on december 9th”

National Blowjob Day by BigFatJoe1585 December 8, 2019

Florida blowjob

When a Burmese Python slithers up your toilet and bites your penis while you're taking a piss.

Jeremiah can't come to work today because he got a Florida blowjob.

Florida blowjob by aidenthesnork March 2, 2020

Florida blowjob

Where a snake bites your penis

Oh man I just got the Florida blowjob in when I went in the Everglades today

Florida blowjob by Whammu March 2, 2020

Handshake Blowjob

Used by older groups of swingers

when everyone is nude ( so usually a pool party ) Couples meeting for the first time would frequently: A. Men shook hands

B. Women would hug each other

C. Women would then give the man they met a friendly slurp of his cock

( averaging 4 or 5 seconds )

I knew Jane & John were going to be fun people to have at the party. I could tell from the handshake blowjob when we met .... they liked to party.

Handshake Blowjob by DJKOKC December 14, 2020