Alex identifies as an exclusive seasonal bisexual. In the spring, Alex finds themselves attracted to women. When summer arrives, their attraction shifts exclusively to men. By fall, Alex is drawn to non-binary individuals, and in winter, they find themselves attracted to genderqueer people. This pattern repeats each year, with Alex's attraction aligning with the changing seasons."
by anonymous August 12, 2024
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by h0p3l3ftm3 February 15, 2024
Get the Purple Heart Bisexual mug.A bisexual woman with a Black boyfriend that gets her boyfriend to target random women in the parking lot for a threesome. Both are often cases unattractive and resort to calling their target racist if they're rejected. They go after women in other places, but in so many cases parking lots. They think having a Black boyfriend is a sure way to attract women they always had difficulty attracting. These women often cases hate other interracial couples.
I just finished shopping at Walmart and was harassed by a parking lot bisexual after loading my groceries in the trunk. Her boyfriend forcefully held the driver's seat open and wouldn't stop talking to me.
by Osmocote February 19, 2025
Get the Parking lot bisexual mug.The bisexual counterpart to the Gold-star Lesbian (never slept with a man) and Gold-star Gay (never slept with a woman), a 'Gold-star Bisexual' is a bi person who has never been physically intimate with a member of the opposite sex unless those partners have themselves had same-sex sexual relations. Bi people keep their 'gold star' if they have only been in gay relationships, except for some straight relationship(s) with definitely non-straight person(s). i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying gays and bisexuals.
e.g. A bisexual girl who has only ever been with girls, or a bi girl who has almost entirely been in WLW relationships except for one man who's had plenty of MLM (homosexual) experience.
e.g. A bisexual girl who has only ever been with girls, or a bi girl who has almost entirely been in WLW relationships except for one man who's had plenty of MLM (homosexual) experience.
Usage: "That's not comphet and in what world are men easier to date? I'm bi and I'd never hook up with a straight guy (which is valid but if it's a recurring thing then yeah your attraction to dudes is so strong it trumps how douchey and annoying they are compared to any random girl). Maybe I'm too much of a gold-star bisexual or whatever, but can everyone waving around a 'queer' identity while somehow only ever dating straights just admit and come to terms with being heteroflexible or bicurious and move on? You don't get brownie points becouse you'll cope with your ugly boyfriend by finding a female sneaky link for a night to toss aside after, or worse, be a unicorn hunter to take advantage of some girl to use to fulfil your man's gross lesbian-fetish fantsay."
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Person 1 "ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun"
Person 2 "ur uncle is actual a bisexual"
Person 1 *implodes, the sun has engulfed the whole system and is constantly feeding for more sources to over grow its size*
Person 2 "ur uncle is actual a bisexual"
Person 1 *implodes, the sun has engulfed the whole system and is constantly feeding for more sources to over grow its size*
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